35 Things On Amazon Shady AF People Will Love — & They’re All Under $25

This is not a novel — it really is the once-top-secret training manual for CIA field agents. It was written by John Mulholland, a famous magician who was hired by the CIA to write manuals on sleight of hand and covert communication techniques to help deployed agents fight back against the Communists during the 1950s. After having been thought to be lost forever — possibly destroyed along with other top-secret documents — this manual was rediscovered and released to the public by retired CIA official Bob Wallace and historian H. Keith Melton. Peter Earnest, Executive Director of the International Spy Museum called this book “an enchanting account of espionage and wizardry.”

From beating a lie detector test to making moonshine, this book teaches you basic life skills that maybe you shouldn’t know. As one reviewer puts it: “Fun read but you should probably think 2 or 3 times before trying some of this stuff.”

Instead of scrambling to find your phone while at a red light, keep it from falling to the floor in the first place with this car seat gap organizer. This pack comes with two so you have one to put on the side of both front seats. The vegan leather compartments slide right into each gap and come with foam wedges to make them fit even more securely. They have enough space to hold your phone, wallet, keys, and any extras that have tagged along for the ride.

PSA: I’m going to let you in on the secret that is this blackout light-blocking film that is a must-have for privacy in the comfort of your own home. With a front-facing white exterior and black foam surface facing the inside of your home, this cling film will not only keep you concealed but also level up mid-day naps by a lot. Plus, it comes in tons of different size options so everyone can get a piece of the pie. You’re welcome.

To quickly hide any mess you may have left behind, make sure this car trash can is always strapped onto your console, headrest, or side door. Its walls are double reinforced and its lid closes magnetically to make sure that no crumbs or spills make their way out and reach your clean seats. And it comes with 20 trash bags so you can easily empty it when it fills up.

Add extra security to your hotel room, AirBnB, dorm, or own home with this portable door lock. This works on most hinged doors that swing inwards and is so easy to install — it doesn’t require any tools and takes just a minute or so. This lock has 4.5-stars on Amazon and over 10,000 reviews, so you know it works well.

If you find yourself out of the house for much longer than you anticipated becasue of whatever antics you’re up to, these stainless steel tumblers will make it easy to keep your coffee at the same temperature it was as when the adventure started. It’s triple-insulated to keep drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6. And since this pack comes with four, you can share the fun with your equally as shady friends.

Slipping under the radar never looked so easy as it will with this hide-a-key decoration, which actually looks (and feels) just like a fake rock. Designed to fit most keys up to 1-inch wide and under 3 inches in length, this ones hides in plain sight. It’s made with molded poly-resin and is sized to match a rock in shape, texture, color, and size. You can even keep this outside for most of the year, since it’s wind-proof and weather-proof. One reviewer writes: “Looks just like a real rock and camouflages really easily. Even feels real. Could it be real? Ok now I’m just blowing my own mind.”

If you need to keep your cash, passport, or other important valuables as close to you, there’s no better wallet option than this hidden bra wallet. Yes, you read that right — this wallet literally secures to your bra so even the most skilled pickpocketers can’t get to it. Plus, you’ll get lost-and-found recovery tags with your wallet, so you can maintain the utmost peace of mind while traveling.

This tactical pen not only gives you ink to jot down notes during a meeting, but can also break glass, open bottles, and turn into a flashlight. Made from aircraft-grade aluminum, this pen will last you forever and act as the perfect multipurpose tool for everyday tasks and self defense. Plus, it comes with three extra ink cartridges, four battery sets, and access to online training, so you can learn to get the most out of your new tool.

Keep your screen time private with this iPhone screen protector that features a special film to block others from viewing it from the sides. It’s made out of strong tempered glass and boasts full, edge-to-edge coverage with little cutouts for the camera and speaker. It’ll fit all iPhone 13 and 13 Pros (6.1 inches) and has a fingerprint-resistant finish.

This storage bag acts as a mini (and portable) vault for all of your valuables, including cash, checks, and bank deposits. With a seven-by-ten-inch design that can comfortably store more than a few items and made from durable nylon, this storage bag is the real deal when it comes to stowing away your valuables, especially with the included combination lock on its exterior.

This genius safe looks just like a wall outlet, making it the perfect place to stash valuables in your home. It has a 7- by 2.5-inch interior compartment and comes will everything you need to mount it to your wall.

To really make sure that no one ends up with your stuff, snap this luggage tag onto your travel bags. The rubber piece resists damage from wear and tear and is paired with a stainless steel wire that fastens securely. It also has a privacy backing to cover the information you fill out on the card that is included.

Keep your most precious possessions on total and utter lockdown with this box. On the surface, it looks like a regular old dictionary, and that’s part of its genius. In truth, this is a diversion safe and comes with a lock and key, so your most important valuables will stay secure no matter where you go. This has enough room for cash, credit cards, and other essential documents.

To avoid waking everyone in the house when you have a visitor coming over, take just a few minutes to install this wireless doorbell. This kit comes with two bells and two trasmitters (that can connect to eachother within a 1,000-foot range) so you can cover both the front and back doors. Each bell has four different volume settings and 52 ringtone options. Plus, they’re completely weatherproof so you don’t have to think twice when the seasons change.

Water-resistant, lightweight, and chock-full of zipper pockets for the ultimate level of storage, this foldable backpack is everything. Whether you’re fishing, camping, or just going on a day hike, it’s imperative to have a mesh backpack like this one that can handle just about any and every situation. Consider the necessities 100% secured.

Giving a gift to someone — but want to make them really work for it this time around? You can with this wooden box, which forces folks to crack a puzzle in order to open it up completely. You can slide your coins and bills through the slots here, but others have to figure out how to open it if they want the gift within. “Because my son, who is in his 30’s, only wanted cash for Christmas, I decided I had to make it a little challenging. This was perfect! He got kind of frustrated and would set it down then try again in a bit and did so until he finally got to the treasure inside!”

Every handyman, mechanic, or nighttime dog walker needs these flashlight gloves, like, yesterday. This pair of handy gloves comes with two super bright LED lights that you simply click on, lasting you up to 168 straight hours in any low-visibility environment. Just pop in the four (included) AAA batteries and you’re good to go!

Great for storing your extra clothes, coats, and blankets — or whatever else you want to stash away —these storage bags have a slim design so you can slide them right under your bed and free up valuable space in your closet. Each one is made with a clear zippered top so you can see what’s inside and a breathable material that’ll keep dust and bugs out.

Heading into the wilderness? While camping supplies aren’t typically known for being the most comfortable accessories, this travel pillow features a soft micro suede cover and a plush memory foam insert that’s super cozy to sleep on, with one fan writing, “I could use this as a pillow every night.” When not in use, it compresses down to fit in the included carrying sack for easy carrying and storage.

Great for use in your home or while traveling, this secret pocket hangs from any standard hanger to hide valuables under your clothing. It has a wide opening for documents and folders, a smaller inner pocket for cash or jewelry, and zips closed to conceal it all.

Great for camping or having on hand for emergencies, this solar-powered lantern boasts a collapsible design that’s easy to store and a handy phone charger on the bottom for necessary power-ups. It has three lighting modes — high, low, and SOS — and can be charged via the sun or USB. It can even withstand rain and splashes if you get caught in bad weather.

Some lock boxes are made to throw off would-be snoops. Others, like this personal safe from Master Lock, are just heavy-duty safes that’ll keep your most valuable possessions and documents super secure. With more than 1,700 positive reviews on Amazon, this small waterproof safe is a terrific choice to secure sensitive items and materials. It can be fixed to an object using a cable and you can set your own four-digit combination to the safe so no matter what, no one is getting in unless you want them to.

When you’re rushing to get everything ready for that last-minute flight you just booked, put these packing cubes to use. This pack comes with three different sizes (and a laundry bag) to keep all your clothes and accessories seperately organized. They’re made with reinforces stitching that won’t wear away over time and a smooth material that liquids glide right off of. Plus, the top is made of mesh so that everything can breathe and stay stink-free.

This hanging toiletry bag can be used with or without it’s hidden top hook. It can sit upright on the counter top when your hotel room has enough space or be hung up to take advantage of the walls and doors. It has an open main compartment and three zippered pockets that are made of breathable mesh with elastic edging so that even the most odd-shaped beauty tools can fit inside. It’s also water-resistant and easy to wipe clean when some makeup makes a mess.

This little key box can hold up to two keys and boasts a compact design with a strong magnet on the back for storing under your car or a metal surface outside. It’s made of rustproof and durable plastic material for long-lasting use, and at just $4 a piece, it’s definitely worth having on hand for peace of mind.

When you’re up late getting things done on the computer, make sure you’re wearing these blue light blocking glasses. The stylish clear pair is meant to fit every face shape and is made with a protective layer that block 99% of harmful UV rays. This can reduce eye fatique, minimize headaches, and even help you sleep better by helping encourage melatonin production.

This compact shredder is great for turning bills, statements, and medical documents into tiny confetti-like pieces to help protect your privacy. It boasts cross-cutting blades that are strong enough to shred old credit cards and thick folders, a 1.32-gallon capacity, and a 4.5-inch wide entry slot that’s suitable for household use.

The newest version of this portable charger is even more thin and lightweight than before so you can truly bring it with you everywhere. Slide it into your pocket whenever you’re heading wherever you’re not supposed to be and you’ll have over three full charges for your iPhone, over 13 full charges for your AirPods Pro, and over two full charges for your Samsung in your hand. It’ll take just a little over an hour to bring your phone to 100% and can charge two devices at once.

Easily cover up sensitive or private information with this ink roller that leaves a jumbled trail of letters and numbers behind. It measures just over 2 inches wide (perfect for covering large areas in a short amount of time) and papers can still be recycled after use. Plus, you’ll get three ink refills with the roller to last a long time.

Keep everything from groceries, to luggage, to daily essentials secure and organized in your car with this multi-compartment organizer. This organizer has it all: durable carrying handles, a waterproof interior, tons of separate compartments, latches to tie it down in your trunk, and a collapsible design when it’s not in use. After using this, you’ll wonder how you ever settled for a cluttered car in the past.

This mini LED light features a soft silicone strap and magnets on each end that allows it to clip onto your clothing, shoe, or dog leash for enhanced visibility at night. Three modes — red, white, and flashing red — let you choose the glow, and a water-resistant design makes it durable against rain. It’s also great for camping trips and emergency kits.

This state-of-the-art fingerprint padlock will make you feel like you’re living in the year 3021. Powered by a lithium battery, that you can recharge with a USB cable, it can be used for about on year on one charge. It supports up to 15 fingerprints, so you can share it with your partner in crime (so to speak).

Earning best-seller status on Amazon, this magnetic wristband is a popular pick for those who ever need to keep track of small metal pieces, such as nails, screws, and bolts. Hook and loop closures provide a customizable fit, and 10 strong magnets throughout help to keep the hardware in place.